oops

1. I'm having a little trouble getting used to everyone around me being able to understand English. For instance, when I was in Chicago, Amanda and I went out for dinner at Gino's East. I told her a story about my co-worker's student.
2. Student: John me pussy!
3. Co-worker: What???
4. Student: John me PUSSY!
5. Co-worker: Oh my god, what???
6. Student: [making pushing motions] PUSSY!
7. Co-worker: Oh pushy. Push. Right.
8. So here I was yelling "pussy" in a restaurant, so naturally people turned to look. Oops.