my sister

Last Friday, I went out in Champaign with my sister and my friend Ben.  Countless beers and tequila shots later, we got back to my sister’s place where she decided to write a message on her friend’s wall then quickly delete it.

Not realizing the e-faux paus she committed, I told her that he would get the email, read her creepy message then see that she deleted it, which only confirms and adds to her creepiness.

She was teetering on the edge of consciousness, so she could only giggle and stuff her face with cold leftover nachos before collapsing in bed.

The next day, he sent her a message wondering what the hell her wall post had been about.  She turned to me, confused, wondering what he was talking about.  ”OMG.  Don’t you remember?”  Nope.  Neither of us could think of what she had written, and she had no memory of even doing it.

Finally she got him to write what it said, and it was quite possibly the strangest and funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life because NONE of it made sense.

[Victim’s name redacted] ohhhhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhhh…..I am so happy we are comprehensive football twins..OMG And we have to learn. hahaha I dont even know why I’m talking. jeez where’d you go?!!!!! why’d you leave…

Any ideas what “comprehensive football twins” are?  Your guess is as good as hers.