It’s probably a bad thing that I’m hearing about news from Shaq’s Twitter.

And gee, an overworked 23 year old whose been under more pressure than probably, uh, anyone, drinking alcohol and smoking pot?!!!!  No way.  Yeah I get he’s a role model, I get that he shouldn’t be stupid enough to do illegal activities in front of a camera.. but damn.  Let’s focus some of this attention on something that matters.  Like teaching Koreans how to make delicious cheese so I don’t have to spend $6 on a block of shit cheddar.